Post by Tracy on Feb 18, 2010 11:52:38 GMT -5
Ok well I'm not good at parodies But here we go...........
Deep Blue Sea
Characters:
Brandon-Brenda Kerns
Jerri-Doctor Jim Whitlock
Kelly-Investor Russell Franklin
Sugar-Doctor Susan McAlester
Rocky-marine biologist Janice Higgins
Marcus-engineer Tom Scoggins
Silas-Shark #1
Ethan-Shark #2
Brett-Shark #3
Tracy-shark expert Carter Blake
Russell-Aquatica chef Sherman "Preacher" Dudley
*some deaths out of sync with game evacs*
A group of some of the smartest minds entered an underwater laboratory for a weekend of research and to prove to Kelly why their investors should stay with them.
During the visit Jerri is attacked by one of three sharks, Silas. Tracy, Kelly, Rocky, and Sugar try to save her, but when the sharks try to grab Jerri again while she is being hoisted out by a helicopter, the helicopter crashes; killing Brandon in the explosion.
Tracy, Kelly, Rocky & Sugar run back for cover in the lab, and meet up with Marcus. They scramble to check on the sharks to see what happened. Silas spits Jerri's body at the window to cause it to crack and break. Everyone runs to escape.
Meanwhile Russell the wisecracking chef is investigating the noises. As he's walking down a hall, it is suddenly flooded with water and he is attacked by Brett. In the ensuing struggle, Russell blew Brett up in one solid swipe!
Tracy, who falls down alot btw, Sugar, Kelly, Marcus & Rocky find their way to the escape pod but everything is in ruins from the explosion from earlier. Everyone starts fighting. Kelly tries to calm them all down and to not fight but while standing dangerously close to the water she is eaten by Silas in one snap of his teeth!
Rocky & Sugar start fighting as he blames her for the sharks (boys) attacks. Her brilliant mind didnt' forsee the sharks outsmarting her.
They find their way to a tunnel with rungs up the side and try climbing to a higher level. But soon Ethan finds a way to flood the tunnel and wait for the water to rise so they can nab their prey. Despite Tracy's efforts, Rocky is nabbed and eaten by Ethan. While upset by Rocky's death, Russell comes upon the group and helps them to safety. He informs them that he killed Brett and that the level with the kitchen has been flooded.
While Tracy, Marcus & Russell try to come up with a plan, Sugar goes on her own to try to foil the sharks. When Ethan comes after her from behind, she ends up killing him but losing the research that she'd been working on all along.
Marcus & Tracy try to find a way to save the others, but in doing so, Marcus is attacked by Silas. Leaving only Russell, Sugar & Tracy to battle Silas alone.
Sugar decides to trap Silas so they can end the battle once and for all, but Silas is more manipulative than Sugar and he waits until Tracy & Russell are in no position to help before he nabs her once and for all.
Tracy & Russell decide to work together to take out Silas. Tracy will attack from the front and risk her life while Russell will get Silas from behind when he's not looking.
Russell shoots Silas with harpoon loaded with explosives and sets it off, killing Silas once and for all.
Tracy & Russell sit on the dock together and wait for help to arrive, hoping they have rid themselves of all the sharks for good.
Deep Blue Sea
Characters:
Brandon-Brenda Kerns
Jerri-Doctor Jim Whitlock
Kelly-Investor Russell Franklin
Sugar-Doctor Susan McAlester
Rocky-marine biologist Janice Higgins
Marcus-engineer Tom Scoggins
Silas-Shark #1
Ethan-Shark #2
Brett-Shark #3
Tracy-shark expert Carter Blake
Russell-Aquatica chef Sherman "Preacher" Dudley
*some deaths out of sync with game evacs*
A group of some of the smartest minds entered an underwater laboratory for a weekend of research and to prove to Kelly why their investors should stay with them.
During the visit Jerri is attacked by one of three sharks, Silas. Tracy, Kelly, Rocky, and Sugar try to save her, but when the sharks try to grab Jerri again while she is being hoisted out by a helicopter, the helicopter crashes; killing Brandon in the explosion.
Tracy, Kelly, Rocky & Sugar run back for cover in the lab, and meet up with Marcus. They scramble to check on the sharks to see what happened. Silas spits Jerri's body at the window to cause it to crack and break. Everyone runs to escape.
Meanwhile Russell the wisecracking chef is investigating the noises. As he's walking down a hall, it is suddenly flooded with water and he is attacked by Brett. In the ensuing struggle, Russell blew Brett up in one solid swipe!
Tracy, who falls down alot btw, Sugar, Kelly, Marcus & Rocky find their way to the escape pod but everything is in ruins from the explosion from earlier. Everyone starts fighting. Kelly tries to calm them all down and to not fight but while standing dangerously close to the water she is eaten by Silas in one snap of his teeth!
Rocky & Sugar start fighting as he blames her for the sharks (boys) attacks. Her brilliant mind didnt' forsee the sharks outsmarting her.
They find their way to a tunnel with rungs up the side and try climbing to a higher level. But soon Ethan finds a way to flood the tunnel and wait for the water to rise so they can nab their prey. Despite Tracy's efforts, Rocky is nabbed and eaten by Ethan. While upset by Rocky's death, Russell comes upon the group and helps them to safety. He informs them that he killed Brett and that the level with the kitchen has been flooded.
While Tracy, Marcus & Russell try to come up with a plan, Sugar goes on her own to try to foil the sharks. When Ethan comes after her from behind, she ends up killing him but losing the research that she'd been working on all along.
Marcus & Tracy try to find a way to save the others, but in doing so, Marcus is attacked by Silas. Leaving only Russell, Sugar & Tracy to battle Silas alone.
Sugar decides to trap Silas so they can end the battle once and for all, but Silas is more manipulative than Sugar and he waits until Tracy & Russell are in no position to help before he nabs her once and for all.
Tracy & Russell decide to work together to take out Silas. Tracy will attack from the front and risk her life while Russell will get Silas from behind when he's not looking.
Russell shoots Silas with harpoon loaded with explosives and sets it off, killing Silas once and for all.
Tracy & Russell sit on the dock together and wait for help to arrive, hoping they have rid themselves of all the sharks for good.